WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LOVING A MAN WITH A BUS PASS ? Those days are long gone. These days you gotta have
some Money if you wanna get a little Honey ! (either that or have a giant Penis !) And since you are Hung
like a 5th grader........... you need to get a job and make some money. So Get your ass off the couch, turn
Jerry Springer off, put the lotion away, and make yourself a resume!!
I know that resumes are a serious PAIN IN THE ASS to make. But anything beats living with mom and dad, and
masturbating.
So being that THE EGO ASSASSIN INFOSPONGE (me) has nothing but love for you,.......... I offer you.........
..........a Resume Maker that basically does the work for you, and then goes to the job interview! And it
speaks proper English........not Ebonics like you speak! So the job is yours!!!
If you dont believe that this program does all of that.....just look at the chick on the cover, YOU KNOW
HER ASS GOT THE JOB!!


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